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Online dating sites can be a great place to meet like-minded people you would otherwise never know existed. Everyone who has ever used a dating site has had to complete the sometimes nerve wracking process of creating a profile which will represent that individual’s personality to all prospective dates. Giving insight into one’s life using a couple of pictures and a few ‘about me’ blurbs can be difficult, but sometimes people seem to reveal a lot of telling details by complete accident. Here are 25 dating site pictures that are creepy, funny, and just plain weird:

1. An Invitation to Child Services

Display of wildly inappropriate behavior in front of a small child aside, this lovely lady is clearly under the impression that what she’s doing is attractive.

2. Harry the Zombie

This guy looks like he’s about to gum someone to death, but is really just a sweet old man looking for that special someone. Harry enjoys staring into space, not blinking, breathing heavily, and scratching the bald spots around his lobotomy scars.

3. Insane Clown Posing in Mom’s Kitchen

He just wants a hug. Enjoys toenail panting sessions while engaging in light gossip, not cleaning the kitchen, and literally looking like one of those weird dogs with the curly haired ears.

4. Man Baby

Believe it or not, wearing diapers and acting like what is called an ‘adult baby’ is a real fetish. If you like cleaning feces out of an older man’s ass, this is the guy for you.

5. Look Past the Exterior to Get Into the Interior

Haha, and no, silly girls, I’m not talking about the bakery. Although powdered donuts are delicious and quite a nice treat for any time of the day (especially after long nights of TOTALLY ROCKING OUT to NIGHTWISH). I like to listen to music, buy shirts online, and totally pwn my little brother all day long! I think my dinner is ready I gotta go but I’ll finish my profile a little la

6. Ineptitude

A girl trapped in the year 1996 still doesn’t know how to crop the photograph which only shows half of her face anyway.

7. CatDude42

Cat wallpaper, cat pictures hanging on the wall. If the date consists of playing scrabble at his mom’s house while we all discuss the wacky habits of her cats whilst sipping tea, I’ll be the first to sign up.

8. Cult Leader Jim

Jim wants to show you how he would make every moment together unique and special – by slipping drugs into your drink and convincing you he is an otherworld entity whom you should follow and worship. Men eat first, then the dogs, then the women. Is that hat even real?

9. Confused Mime Climbs Rope

Sexy, right? Say it’s sexy or be crushed!

10. Stay Classy

At least we know she has a sense of humor.

11. Sexual Pikachu

The nightmare your life becomes after taking too much acid.

12. Magician of Tin Foil Castle

The guy who covers the walls in tin foil to stop the government from spying on him is a classic species of lunatic and/or meth addict. Careful not to look directly into the globe, lest you be turned into a cheeto and consumed.

13. Aging Man Who Loves Hot Topic

This guy takes an extra ten minutes to put on and remove all of those accessories every day, and there’s no way a chain or leather strap between fingers can be comfortable. But he does it for fashion.

14. Thugzilla

Thugzilla and his hos have come to take over the city with crappy photoshops and weird, awkward arm flailing.

15. Face Down

Hi everyone. Open minded single male here. This is a picture from when I was at my cousin Larry’s wedding and I got totally drunk as heck off of wine spritzers! If eating and wine spritzers interest you, hit me up!

16. Lizard Man

Some people are great at unintentionally warning others about themselves.

17. AUUUGH

Getting stabbed is so sexy.

18. The Awkward Anus

The butt growing out of her head looks pretty uncomfortable.

19. Noseless

This is obviously nowhere near an accurate portrayal of the person being photographed. A weird and creepy caricature.

20. AnimeLover1996

Ladies what can I say. I work hard in order to play hard. As you may have noticed, my hobbies include anime cinematography (although my mom always takes my manga away when I do something bad! Paws off my manga, mom!) Also I like to play videogames as you may have noticed from my Legend of Zelda: Triforce Edition beanie.

Are fourteen year olds allowed on dating sites?

21. Beaver Poke

Eagerness to poke dead shit with a stick is an important quality to look for in a girl.

22. Princess Hamrietta

The perfect match for Cult Leader Jim, or even the Magician of Tin Foil Castle.

23. Too Old to be Emo

A drowned rat escapes from the shower drain.

24. Ironic Hipster Skank

25. Golden Skull

Another gem from mom’s house. “Mom, take a picture of me with this skull I bought at Goodwill for two dollars.”