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Not long ago, or at least not too long ago, the Lord of the Rings trilogy lit up our world with its sexy elven princesses, brutal orcs, and short plump hobbits. However, since then I often wonder what became of all such personages? What happened to the once noble Frodo, the nasty-way-too-little-clothes-wearing Smeagol, and the orgasmic ring? I mean, just because the ring and Smeagol fell into a pit of flaming lava doesn’t mean they both actually disintegrated right? At any rate, in a recent random chat log discovery it would seem that Frodo has resurfaced:

http://imeetzu.com/log/182858

Granted, this wasn’t the most entertaining resurfacing occurrence, but at least we now know he’s still out there, and apparently he still thinks Smeagol and the ring somehow survived the flaming lava. Are we missing something here? Maybe Smeagol’s mere touching of the ring had a shielding effect on his body? Maybe a fourth movie is in the works? Or maybe the chatter was just some hairy-chested, furry-backed, wild-haired, and wizard-hat-wearing old pedophile looking for some late night entertainment. The truth alludes us, that is, unless you know something I don’t.