Chat between Reece and Bella
1Bertha: Hi. Click to enlarge Image. Want some?
Matilda Mcfarty: hi
Matilda Mcfarty: DAMN YOU GOT SOME HUGE JUGS
Bertha McFud: Oh, yeah.
Bertha McFud: Want them?
Matilda Mcfarty: Hellz yeah I do!
Bertha McFud: Let's do this.
Matilda Mcfarty: Woot, damn right!
Matilda Mcfarty: Lemme get you a pic pretty lady
Bertha McFud: Don't leave a sexy lady like me waiting.
Matilda Mcfarty: damn im sorry my lady
Matilda Mcfarty: it keeps telling me i have the wrong file type
Bertha McFud: Hurry up.
Matilda Mcfarty: im hurrying you just hold those beautiful tits of yours
Bertha McFud: I've been holding them for quite some time.
Matilda Mcfarty: well you need to hold them a little longer you gorgeous thing
Matilda Mcfarty: HERE WE GO
Matilda Mcfarty: sorry about the wait beautiful
Matilda Mcfarty: [Unapproved Image]pic-aa686c9e712997f0625321a2984b8483.jpg:::
Bertha McFud: YOu forgot the last one.
Bertha McFud: I fixed it.
Matilda Mcfarty: well thank you darling, im not very good with computers
Bertha McFud: We're spending the night together.
Matilda Mcfarty: ooooo sexy ;)
Matilda Mcfarty: come here big mama
Bertha McFud: I'm trying.
Matilda Mcfarty: i got a big three inch peen waiting for you ;)
Bertha McFud: Just hang on, I'm hobbling as fast as I can!
Matilda Mcfarty: common baby!
Bertha McFud: -begins to fall- Catch me, lover!
Matilda Mcfarty: well you need to hobble a little bit faster than that!
Matilda Mcfarty: ... i dont want to get crushes :/
Bertha McFud: Alright, so, we've made it clear, we're friends. Kay?
Matilda Mcfarty: I think you need to tuck those titties in and walk a little faster.
Matilda Mcfarty: What if i dont want to be friends?
Bertha McFud: Then I'll fall on you.
Bertha McFud: Bitch.
Matilda Mcfarty: I just kinda want to put a bag over your head, bend you over and take you from behind
Matilda Mcfarty: Ill whiplash you with my beer belly
Bertha McFud: Oh, yeah...
Matilda Mcfarty: Yeah
Bertha McFud: You ready for this?
Matilda Mcfarty: Oh i've been ready darlking
Matilda Mcfarty: darling
Bertha McFud: -bends over slightly-
Matilda Mcfarty: haha
Matilda Mcfarty: are you trying to tie your shoes?
Matilda Mcfarty: do you need help with that
Bertha McFud: I don't wear shoes. The proportions of my feet are too abnormal.
Matilda Mcfarty: Oh boys
Matilda Mcfarty: what about clothes?
Matilda Mcfarty: the porportions of your body look too abnormal as well
Bertha McFud: That's my one outfit.
Matilda Mcfarty: I believe it
Matilda Mcfarty: do you shower in it daily?
Matilda Mcfarty: or does it take you too long to squeeze yourself inside the shower?
Bertha McFud: I bathe once a month.
Matilda Mcfarty: oh hot damn
Matilda Mcfarty: so is that what I can smell radiating thru the computer?
Bertha McFud: You know it.
Matilda Mcfarty: Oh baby!
Matilda Mcfarty: Thats some hot stuff right htere
Matilda Mcfarty: come and give papa what he wants ;)
Matilda Mcfarty: how about a big looooong sloppy kiss on the lips while your at it
Matilda Mcfarty: were did you dissapear to little lady?
Bertha McFud: I'm sorry.
Bertha McFud: You've defeated me.
Matilda Mcfarty: What do you mean darling?
Bertha McFud: I can't respond to the statements of that level of awesome.
Matilda Mcfarty: So what your saying is
Matilda Mcfarty: your not that gorgeous women in the picture
Matilda Mcfarty: because Im still holding that offer to put a bag over your head bend you over and take you from behind
Matilda Mcfarty: just as long as you dont slap me upside the face with your titties we'll be perfectly fine
Bertha McFud: Sorry, but...
Bertha McFud: Click to enlarge Image.
Bertha McFud: That's really me.
Matilda Mcfarty: Sorry? :(
Bertha McFud: I'm very sorry.
Matilda Mcfarty: Awh damn well...
Matilda Mcfarty: since were telling hte truth
Matilda Mcfarty: i guess i should show you the real me...
Bertha McFud: Oh, we're telling the truth?
Matilda Mcfarty: im kinda scared tho...
Matilda Mcfarty: you might... idk ... call me a fag :/
Bertha McFud: SHOW MEEEEEEEE.
Matilda Mcfarty: alright
Matilda Mcfarty: alright
Matilda Mcfarty: ill show you
Matilda Mcfarty: Click to enlarge Image.
Bertha McFud: Emoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Matilda Mcfarty: >______>
Bertha McFud: Click to enlarge Image. I'm a stoner.
Matilda Mcfarty: dont make fun of me!
Matilda Mcfarty: damn i would guess you are!
Bertha McFud: So, I made my alias right before I found you.
Matilda Mcfarty: ummm... i think you need to fix your hair?
Bertha McFud: No, I don't, that's how it's supposed to be.
Matilda Mcfarty: Really? I made my alias WHEN i found you
Matilda Mcfarty: i couldnt find any good fat women pics
Matilda Mcfarty: you took the best one
Matilda Mcfarty: hogger
Matilda Mcfarty: oh btw
Matilda Mcfarty: i still have that proposition in hand
Matilda Mcfarty: if you want... i could still bend you over?
Bertha McFud: I'd rather not, thank you.
Matilda Mcfarty: Awwwh come onnnn, it wouldnt hurt i promise ill be gentle
Matilda Mcfarty: Well how about it?
Bertha McFud: I'd rather not.
Bertha McFud: =)
Matilda Mcfarty: Fine :( i guess ill just have to go find someone else