Chat between AnusFasting and CraftySwine
Jesus Christ: Hello
User 1: JESUS CHRIST
User 1: ALMIGHTY
Jesus Christ: IT IS I
Jesus Christ: How are you, my child?
User 1: You know everything right?
User 1: Oh, I am jolly! How about the Christinator?
Jesus Christ: Common misconception, but sure.
Jesus Christ: I am well.
User 1: Okay
User 1: You must prove it
Jesus Christ: My wrists hurt
User 1: By telling me
User 1: How does my fart smell?
Jesus Christ: but that is nothing new
User 1: Oh pee.
Jesus Christ: Like egggggs
Jesus Christ: Rotten ones
User 1: WRONG!
Jesus Christ: Dayum
User 1: It smells like... Broccoli.
User 1: O:
Jesus Christ: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT
User 1: NO
Jesus Christ: Eventually
User 1: I SAW IT IN YOUR EYEBROWS
User 1: CLUELESS
User 1: YOU ARE A FRAUD
Jesus Christ: Naaaah
User 1: JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR
Jesus Christ: I have this awesome skill
Jesus Christ: It's called my 'poker face'
Jesus Christ: I remain expressionless
User 1: Oh... OH. AAHHHhhhh. I see. You got me.
Jesus Christ: for millenia
User 1: Got me goot.
User 1: ...good too.
User 1: So Jesus... Are you from India or Malaysia? Because if you are...
Jesus Christ: Ahahaha
Jesus Christ: Jesus is from NashVegas.
User 1: Oh, I am grad.
User 1: I am sick of these fuggin niggerlovin pansy niggershitting fucktit shit fuck piss crap asking me my gender.
Jesus Christ: Heh
Jesus Christ: As am I, child
Jesus Christ: You know
Jesus Christ: I could make you genderless.
Jesus Christ: :D
User 1: Yes plox
User 1: THESE LUMPS ON MINE CHEST AND IN MINE PANT...
User 1: Make me... So confused
User 1: just take it. TAKE IT ALL AWAY
Jesus Christ: So it shall be.
Jesus Christ: BUT
Jesus Christ: Every good thing has a stip :/
Jesus Christ: It won't be effective until your next liiiiife
Jesus Christ: Yeeah
Jesus Christ: Sorry bout that
User 1: Guess I should hurry up and kill myself. To end this misery and confusion.
User 1: Because in the end... It doesn't even matter.
Jesus Christ: Unfortunately I don't look too kindly upon that.
User 1: Well, it's alright.
User 1: I'm too lazy anyway.
Jesus Christ: That's a relief
User 1: And my pubes need a trimmin'.
Jesus Christ: Mine, too.
User 1: LET'S TRIM THEM TOGETHER
User 1: FOREVER
User 1: AND EVER
Jesus Christ: Hmm
User 1: ON CLOUD NUMBER POOP
Jesus Christ: I'll ponder it
User 1: PONDER THIS:
Jesus Christ: That seems more like an eternal damnation, though
User 1: I can't poop but I keep FUCKING FARTUING
User 1: KJHDKJDSG
Jesus Christ: Hmm
Jesus Christ: You should shove a suppository up your ass, child.
Jesus Christ: It would help.
User 1: Where is Asia Pacific?
User 1: OH
User 1: Thank you
User 1: Kind sheep
User 1: I will put so many things in my butthole
User 1: it will HAVE to come out
Jesus Christ: :D
Jesus Christ: That's the spirit!
User 1: You were always good at cheering me up Jesus
User 1: SPEAKING OF
User 1: I was watching SuperSize Me
User 1: last night
Jesus Christ: Yes?
User 1: and some fat kid thought you were George Bush
User 1: AIN'T THAT JUST HILARI-ANUS
Jesus Christ: I was reenacting Super High me : )
Jesus Christ: That is quite hilari-anus
User 1: High?
User 1: High five?
User 1: HIGH FIVE!
Jesus Christ: Not quite
Jesus Christ: Google it
User 1: No?
Jesus Christ: Did you know
User 1: FUCK GOOGLE
User 1: I AM TALKING TO JESUS
Jesus Christ: My secretary operates google?
User 1: No wonder it is so massive
User 1: ...down there
Jesus Christ: Indeed
Jesus Christ: :x
User 1: /gargle noises
Jesus Christ: Ahaaaaar
Jesus Christ: My father must've had an off day creating you
User 1: AVAST
User 1: MATEY
User 1: Evidently
User 1: WAIT
User 1: Am I going to hell for being a homosexual?
Jesus Christ: Not at all.
Jesus Christ: Keep this on the downlow
Jesus Christ: BUT
Jesus Christ: All the heterosexuals are going to hell
Jesus Christ: MUWARARARA
Jesus Christ: Twisted irony.
Jesus Christ: I love it
User 1: Oh, you.
User 1: So crever
User 1: So.. Divine
User 1: So...
Jesus Christ: At time, child.
User 1: I just itched my butt and my fingers smell
Jesus Christ: times*
User 1: Jesus typo'd
User 1: lulzzlzlzlzz
Jesus Christ: You should stick them in your mouth and savor the glory that is the human body
User 1: mmmm
User 1: I love being ALIVE!!!
Jesus Christ: :D
User 1: /suckle suckle
Jesus Christ: INDEED
Jesus Christ: Ya know what.
User 1: MMBURGBAUBRUBUG BURGER HamBURGER
User 1: What?
Jesus Christ: Jesus feels like watching Naruto: Shippuden
User 1: Oh, you faggot.
Jesus Christ: With that said
Jesus Christ: xD
User 1: XD
Jesus Christ: I bid ye, farewell
User 1: FAREWELL THEN JESUS, YES
Jesus Christ: By the way
User 1: UNTIL... WE MEET AGAIN
User 1: IN MY BUTTHOLE
Jesus Christ: You are by FAR the coolest person on here.
Jesus Christ: Easily.
Jesus Christ: Peace
User 1: I wish, my girlfriend's on here too. :(
User 1: PEEZAUT!
Jesus Christ: Ahar
Jesus Christ: Number two isn't bad
User 1: heh heh.. poo
User 1: oh yes, and you are cool too btw.
User 1: now go be a faggot
User 1: with your NARUTOE
Jesus Christ: I will! ^__^