Chat between Anonymous and CraftySwine
User 2: Hello
User 1: Mommmy? D;
User 2: How did
User 2: you find me?
User 2: O_O
User 1: 8D
User 1: Mommy!
User 2: Damnit -_-
User 2: I thought I was rid of you.
User 1: Hai mommy c:
User 2: Hello, dear.
User 1: How is mommy?
User 1: c:
User 2: Tired, but alright. And how is little shit?
User 2: : )
User 1: Good good. Just sitting here. c:
User 1: Is mommy having sex like all the other strange men do.
User 1: Because.
User 1: I was trying to find mommy.
User 1: And there are some people.
User 1: Who want sex
User 1: D:
User 2: When a stranger wants sex, deary, you should oblidge them.
User 2: It would be rude not to.
User 1: o:
User 1: How come?
User 2: Because being sex deprived is the leading cause of suicide.
User 1: Yeah but.
User 1: In school.
User 1: They said.
User 2: NO BUTS
User 1: Not to sex
User 1: Mommy
User 1: This is a strange place for you to be.
User 1: I didn't have a kraft dinner in days D;
User 2: Do you expect your two-bit whore of a mother to know know less about sex than some government run school system?
User 1: But how come you didn't stay with daddy?
User 2: I hope you know I'm missing some good football by talking to you
User 2: >__